Jonas Team: you know we're doing pretty well..
Jonas Team: we've got some great appearances lined up
Jonas Team: ....we're getting people hyped for the single and video
Jonas Team: everything's being released on the same day so no waiting
Jonas Team: I think we've finally got it right
Jonas Team: ....what
Jonas Team: you...you forgot to put the video on private?
Jonas Team: son of a bitch
Nick: *does solo project*
Fans: OH MY GOD SO AMAZING I LOVE IT YOU'RE AMAZING NICK
Joe: *does solo project*
Fans: YOU'RE BREAKING UP THE BAND YOU STUPID WHORE WE HATE YOU WE WANT NEW JONAS BROTHERS MUSIC
Nick: *does broadway shows*
Fans: OMG I TOTALLY HAVE TO SEE THIS! He's gonna be amazing!!!
Joe: *does The Next*
Fans: *nobody supports/cares about him* YOU'RE STILL BREAKING UP THE BAND GO WORK ON NEW MUSIC
Kevin: *does MTJ*
Fans: OMG AMAZINGGGGGG!!! I LOVE DANI AND KEVIN
Joe: *takes vacations after new music is done*
Fans: GO RECORD YOU ASSHOLE YOU DO NOTHING FOR THIS BAND
Fans: You're breaking up the band.
Please tell me that fans are not really lined up outside of Joe and Nick’s apartment. Please tell me that my brain and overactive imagination just invented that scenario in my head.
On what planet is it okay to park your ass on someone’s doorstep and just chill until they come out of the building?
I can’t even wrap my mind around how you convince yourself that it’s okay to go to their home. I know Jonas fans have never been that great with boundaries, but this is a new level of…wow. And just because the rationale hasn’t reached the entire threshold of downright ridiculous, you have the audacity say Nick and Joe have changed because they weren’t happy to see you out of their house. As if they should be happy you were there waiting or happy to stop and take pictures with you.
I understand that some fans really, really want to meet them, but at some point there should be an internal question of “Is this something a stalker would do?”
Joe and Nick need to grab Blanda, pack up all their stuff and hop off a plane at LAX with a dream and Nick’s old man cardigans.
Also, idiots. Joe is not depressed, high or consorting with Satan because he was not happy to see a group of strangers parked outside his door. He was most likely pissed as anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together would be.
This is what happens when you don’t beat your kids.